Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Yes, of course, this so obvious - that some black teenagers in Oklahoma shoot down an Australian kid out for a jog because they were bored and looking for something to do is obviously, obviously the fault of the NRA and rabid second amendment defenders, you'd have to be an intolerant brute not to see that - clearly this had absolutely nothing to do with a liberal media approved 'gangsta' mentality percolating through the culture of black youth like a vile pestilence - that these poor black kids were prodded, virtually forced into this heinous act by the ongoing evil of white privilege is just more proof that if we could just get rid of the NRA, the second amendment and most of the right leaning white population of the country, America would be a frickin' paradise - we could make Matt Damon president! - he's pretty and just bursting with wonderful insights and ideas. The glory days are comin', my friends, they're comin'- Springsteen should write a song to mark the occasion, and then sing it to an Obama sitting cross-legged on the stage at his feet wearing a Trayvon hoodie. Ahhh, magic. Anderson Cooper will cry on air, unable to believe just how absolutely marvelous the world has become.