I laughed, I cried, I wrote a novel

"... I started that particular viral video, that was my creation. She was a dishwasher at a restaurant I worked at, so hot and only sixteen, soapy water all splashing up on her t-shirt, cute little laugh - just so wrong that I had to get it on video. Now she has an agent, gonna be a big star they say. Big enough to not be bothered to return my calls, ungrateful bitch. But it was me made her, sure as shit. So I wrote a novel, 518 pages of unadulterated reality, exposed her whole sordid mess. Truth will out, right? Has to. Just have to find a publisher and then her little joy ride is so over..."