Thursday, January 31, 2013

Wow - conservatives finally starting to figure the Obama out. Only took four years. Hell, eight plus years actually since Dear Leader’s 2004 keynote address made clear to any sane and reasonably astute person willing to listen what the man was all about. Idiots. Politics is like the ever living gospel of stupidity - which makes the electorate a congregation waiting, heads bowed, to be blessed into a stupefying ignorance. We deserve to be destroyed by China. Here’s my golden rule for future reference, besotted GOP: in an age of unfettered media bias, any democratic candidate that the elite of Hollywood and their hollowed out pretty little manikin minions love, crave, are ecstatic over, worship, adore - fear that person - that’s a very dangerous candidate and you’re not gonna beat him by offering up some boring Mormon preaching pragmatism and common sense. The electorate ain’t made up of a bunch of John Lockes - the only John Locke they know of was the one on Lost, fittingly enough. The people want something to love - that’s because they’re idiots and enjoy being lied to. Give them something to love - think of it as the intellectual equivalent of rubbing a dog’s belly.