So, Obama wakes up yesterday and decides he's gonna rewrite American immigration law all by himself - just completely ignore the constitution and congress [both are just so uncool, so staid in their pre-Obama quaintness] and grant amnesty to a few hundred thousand illegals because their plight is so desperate - hey, this is not pandering, it's caring - that's what America does, it cares, and I care about these poor people who just happen to sure represent a key demographic that I can exploit shamelessly to my advantage - the guy's a pisser, man. I just love how he keeps proving me right. Unfortunately, in proving me right, he's also leading the country down the path of ruin.
If I was Romney I'd have a team of guys locked in a room 24/7 just dreaming up every possible dirty, low down, shamelessly manipulative and self serving thing a guy like Obama might do in the next five months to win reelection and then I'd have another team of really smart guys in another room hammering out responses to all these potentialities so when they happen you're there with a quick and pointed reply. There's some obvious twists maybe already written into the script - embrace Simpson/Bowles or a conveniently nebulous version thereof, put Hillary on the ticket, name George Clooney new Secretary of State - but there's surprises lurking - maybe he gets Michelle pregnant - better yet, they adopt a Mexican child - no, wait, stage the abduction of one of his daughters by white supremacists and then have her rescued by an illegal fry cook named Pablo - that's a winner, that's gold.
God bless America, where anyone can grow up to not only have their very own perfectly legal kill list to play with, but also get to chum around with Sarah Jessica Parker and have her pay you for the privilege. What's not to love about that?
