Thursday, March 1, 2012

"... it's a clear indication of just how delusional, how significantly sundered from reality a healthy segment of the conservative base is that so many of them, both from the rank and file and the elite, sincerely seem to believe that Santorum is electable, could actually beat the chosen one... it's a madness akin to the solipsistic, cloistered dementia that might cause a board certified lefty to feverishly promote the nomination of, I dunno, Noam Chomsky, the black Obama... these people are that nuts... I am so convinced of Santorum's absolute lacking in what middle America is looking for in a leader that should he win the nomination and then through some unnatural connivance of twisted fate beat Obama I swear to never talk about politics ever again... because should that sweater vested throwback somehow preach his way into the White House by promising to reawaken womenkind's aggrieved soul by absolving it of the sin of contraception, then that will be a clear indication of either me not having a god damn clue of what the hell I'm talking about or of this great democratic experiment otherwise known as America having completely lost its frickin' mind... and if it's that, then the time will have come to find a nice little isolated cabin in the woods, avail myself of a stump beside a babbling brook, and daily sit watching for the coming of the end..."