You’re hearing a lot of talk from the left - leftist celebrities [that’s a rather silly redundancy] seem especially fond of this - talk of ‘revolution’, of armed insurrection against the fascist Trump - even though talk of violently overthrowing a duly elected president because he’s hurt your feelings would seem way more fascistic than anything Trump has even remotely done - but details, details. Of course just one problem with all this belligerent blather from angst ridden progressives - exactly which military is it the left thinks will join them in this fight? Because it damn sure ain’t the American military. I know a few Marines, and I can pretty much assure you they didn't sign up for the privilege of laying it on the line to defend transgender bathrooms. Which led to this conversation I recently had with an earnest young lefty.
“We gotta rise up against this Trump fascist!”
“When you say ‘we’, you mean…?”
“The people, man.”
“By ‘people’ you mean that half of the country made legitimate by not having voted for Trump?”
“Trump didn’t get half the vote.”
“Well, yes, Hillary did overwhelmingly carry the Mexican vote in California so you do have something of a point there. But still, in the spirit of indulging your enthusiasm, you are essentially advocating for a civil war, yes?”
“To defend our freedoms, if it comes to that, sure.”
“Again, it really seems like it’s an expression of freedom that’s got you all riled up here, so I’m not at all sure your liberty loving motives are wholly pristine. But, regardless, putting that aside, I’ve heard a lot of your type going on in this way of late and it’s left me curious about something: in this war you’re imagining, who exactly is it that’s fighting on your side?”
“The military will join us.”
“The American military?”
“If the cause is just, sure.”
“Hmmmn… have you ever served in the military?”
“No.”
“Do you know anyone who has or is serving in the military?”
“No.”
“Have you ever engaged in a serious conversation with a service member or veteran?”
“No, not that I remember.”
“Do your reading habits include journals that deal in an in-depth way with military life, military affairs, foreign policy, stuff like that?”
“No.”
“Did you major in military history at university?”
“Definitely not. I was a theater major.”
“ Of course. But did you take any course at university that would have touched on the subject of war in a serious manner, even if only in the realm of fiction?”
“No.”
“Well, then… I gotta ask… how is it you come by this extraordinary insight into the military mind that’s got you so convinced the boys will be on your side come the war you keep imagining?”
“They’ll do what’s right… they’ll do what they’re told.”
“Ah, now there’s the rub. They’ll do it because it’s right, and it’ll be right because you say so. And still, according to you, the fascist here is Trump?”
“Absolutely!”
“Then press on, my friend, press on - because there’s nothing I long for more than to see a type like you standing before the First Armoured Division and telling them to invade Oklahoma because a Christian bakery there has refused to do up a cake for a gay wedding. What a glorious sight that will be. Consecrated ground indeed.”